{"product_id":"vintage-hand-towel-wash-your-hands","title":"Hand Towel - If You're Dirty","description":"\u003cp class=\"product__property product__description\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHand Towel - If You're Dirty\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"product__property product__description\"\u003eA hand towel featuring retro designs and \"Wash Your Hands Fine...Don't Bother But I Don't Wanna Hear It When You Have Violent Diarrhea!\" sentiment. Two-ply design includes soft cotton top layer with extra absorbent terry bottom layer. Includes stitched loop for easy hanging. Towel comes rolled and wrapped with cotton tape. 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